Oh the things You'll Hear

"I'm not afraid of breaking you Corey, I can throw you around and not hurt you."- Matthew

"You could be 3 for 3..." - Emily... this was all I got out of the convo... but it was funny at the time

"Ahh for sure..." Emily... frequently making fun of me

"I got a hat!" Matthew when talking about his new hat he got today...

"Ohhh Hush" Emily... frequently

"Is there something unmanly about eating a salad for dinner?"- Matt "Yes you are not a man" - the rest of us "but I'm from CA I need to eat Salad" Matt

"That's just weird... like Steak and Eggs who eats that"- Matt "yeah its good, people eat it, and its tasty"- the rest of us

"I'm tired of you making fun of my CA ways... respect my ways... respect my culture"- says Matt, the one who picks on my accent-

"My computer's name is Millie, she can be a bitch sometimes"- Emily

"Daniel didn't know what to think last night... We freaked him out again" - Matt

"10 points for Gryffindor"- Corey

"Hey Megan... is this a bad ass Monkey face or what?" - Emily

"How come I don't have more quotes?" - Corey

"Keep pushing Matt see how far it gets you"- Me "That's what she said" Corey--- for the record I was defending my roommate, he would have squished her!

"I don't see what your problem is... that's like drinking lemonade"-- Alina to Corey, Matt, and Emily hehe

"I got this" Emily hehe

Does anyone else notice how many weird things Matt says?

In addition to these wonderful things my friends say I also have some quotes from teachers that need to be shared. If you don't think they are funny... sorry but in context they are. :)

"Now when we speak about the CHOOORch...."- Maria

"If you walk in the Gulf of Finland you could be like Jesus Christ and just keep walking its so shallow"- Egor

"Of course they dealt with this situation the way Communists do... and shot him"- Egor

"You need to have long underwear or you will freeze"- Egor

"Life is a daily struggle: before lunch it is with hunger after lunch it is with sleep."- Egor

"Now I ask you to pay attention to...." Maria

There are many more and I will continue updating...